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A Public Service Announcement From Sparky

Posted on January 27, 2011 by sparky

current music: Johnny Cash – Ring Of Fire
current mood: doubleyoo tee eff

People.

Please. Don’t use ear candles. They are dangerous, and there is no plausible physical method by which they could do anything. Except drip hot wax into your ears, onto your neck, deposit more wax than it supposedly “draws out”, cause perforated eardrums, and potentially set your house on fire and kill you.

They will not suck wax out of your ears, they will not soothe your achy auricles. If you have pain in your ears, please see a medical professional.

Please don’t be mad at me for posting this. I post because I care.

Exit, stage left.
Sparks

Category: life

2 thoughts on “A Public Service Announcement From Sparky”

  1. Carver says:
    January 27, 2011 at 5:16 pm

    I am so disappointed that the link that you have on this post did not lead to pictures of my house last night.

    Reply
  2. sparky says:
    January 27, 2011 at 5:18 pm

    That’s because nobody actually died last night, thankfully.

    Reply

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