location: Halifax, Nova Scotia mood: tired You know what really annoys me? The “Push to start!” button on gas pumps. Why do we need these? They add a completely arbitrary extra step – they exist only to impede your gas-pumping progress. Pressing the “Start” button doesn’t do anything except allow you to start pumping –…
Author: sparky
I’d Like A Venti Jesus, Please
Oh yes, I see you, very-bald-soul-patched-perky guy. My BS detector went off instantly when I saw you and your compadres walk in. I’ve dealt with your kind before. You may as well wear a giant sign that says “I am a Christian, and I am here to save your machiatto-drinking hell-bound soul.” The creepy, overdone…