What I want to talk about is gay rights, a topic that’s been on a my mind a lot lately. There are few things worse than conservative white Christians whose most appalling story of civil obstructionism is having to stand in a long line at the DMV, who then go home and honestly question whether…

Chik-Fil-A is Dumb That’s right. They’re a dumb, backwards-looking company run by a dumb, backward-looking, bigoted asshole who should keep his mouth shut and make sandwiches. First, and let’s be clear about this – Jesus does not have anything to say about homosexuality. Paul has one line to say about it, and the Old Testament…