music: Radiohead – Paranoid Android Dear Craig, Welcome to 1996. First, the bad news, and I’m not going to sugar-coat it: you are not going to hit your full height for another eight years. Despite the constant prayers and hoping against hope, you are going to remain way below average for a while. I know,…
Sparky’s Occasionally Delicious Chicken Improv
current mood: hungry current music: The Chicken Dance Ingredients: Meat (ground beef doesn’t work so well) Cream of whatever soup Leafy green herbs, 1-10 pinches Flaky green herbs, 3 – 5 pinches Red specks, 20-50 sprinkles Something crunchy Veggies Directions Pre-heat your oven to between 300 and 400 degrees. Grease pan with something greasy and…