current music: Johnny Cash - Ring Of Fire current mood: doubleyoo tee eff

People.

Please. Don't use ear candles. They are dangerous, and there is no plausible physical method by which they could do anything. Except drip hot wax into your ears, onto your neck, deposit more wax than it supposedly "draws out", cause perforated eardrums, and potentially set your house on fire and kill you.

They will not suck wax out of your ears, they will not soothe your achy auricles. If you have pain in your ears, please see a medical professional.

Please don't be mad at me for posting this. I post because I care.

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