...with amusing results.

Exit, stage left. Sparks

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Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Mambo no. 5.

One, two, three four five Everybody needs SCSI in their life A complex architecture from the past (USB's way better - but don't tell Kofax) I like wide SCSI, Fast SCSI, SCSI three and four Hey, it doesn't work! Let's reboot some more! So what can I do? I...

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Dear calculus,

I was wrong. To say "You were right, and I was wrong" to Pixel, I gave him a gift.

I'm sure that he enjoyed it very much.

I'm sorry I doubted you.

Also, I have got to stop posting to LJ in anger. It's going to get me into trouble one day.

Also, I'm too lazy to do anyth...

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So Wednesday night during the service, Jacob (the worship leader this evening) was speaking about how great God's love is for us, and then proceeded to bestow some keen insight on the congregation:

"...and if that doesn't light your fire, your wood is wet."

My mind immediately went into the gutt...

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