02
Sep
2009
0:00 AM

I'd Like A Venti Jesus, Please

Oh yes, I see you, very-bald-soul-patched-perky guy. My BS detector went off instantly when I saw you and your compadres walk in. I've dealt with your kind before. You may as well wear a giant sign that says "I am a Christian, and I am here to save your machiatto-drinking hell-bound soul."

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