The Hobbit is a very horrible movie, and Peter Jackson should be ashamed of himself.

Massive spoilers for those who haven't read the books or seen the films below. Be ye fairly warned.

Rant the First: Maybe I'm just a grumpy old curmudgeon, but at what point did this massive influx of stupid hum...

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or (Christmas, part one)

How do you want to die?

One

The small room smelled of urine and industrial antiseptics. The walls were painted a light blue, not there was was much light to see the colors by. A wavering line danced up and down on the screen, tracing its irregular path. Steady beepin...

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