13
Sep
2006
0:00 AM

Awkward Moments

I have every intention of asking this guy if he'd like to to join the tech team. We recognized each other about a week ago while I was having my cell phone repaired, and today I thought I'd call him.

I sit down. I dial.

(Ring)

Jason: Hello?

Me: Hi, this is (Sparky) from Point of Grace Church.

Jason: Oh, yes, hello.

Me: How are you today?

Jason: Ah, well, (rustling) I could be better, to be honest.

Me: Oh, I'm sorry...what happened?

Jason: Well the police will be here in a few minutes. I came home and all my doors were open.

Me: ...uh, wow, sorry.

Jason: Yeah all the doors were open and our dog is missing.

...

Mellow Yellow asks: How would you stay cool?

"Well forget about your meaningless house, Jesus wants you to volunteer for the tech team!"

(BZZZ!)

"Obviously, that's a sign that you haven't been donating enough of your time to God!"

(BZZZ)

So, uh, yeah. Nice moment of speechlessness there.